Saturday, May 09, 2009

Now I Understand...

Lefties run the country and worry about the economy, two wars, healthcare, energy, and education. Righties seem to be obsessed with ... mustard.

No wonder the GOP is a disaster.


USpace said...

The Left is just keeping this 'Mustard story' alive, the Right had a chuckle and moved on. There are many much more important things to criticize this administration about. The Left doesn't want people focusing on the big stuff, because that's where it's most dangerous to them. The Truth will bring them down, God willing.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
deify your dear leaders

they are supernatural
with magical qualities

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't protest tax increases

or support states' rights

Anonymous said...

USpace's first paragraph contains some typographical errors; it appears that he mixed up "Left" and "Right" when typing it up.

The first absurd thought is clearly a jab at W, who, the Republican party claimed, was able to heal the sick. ("My child had not spoken since 9/11, but President Bush touched her and she spoke!")

Although I guess my thesis ("USpace is a clever, skilled parodist") falls apart when you reach the second absurd thought. Because that one's just stupid. USpace, nobody is saying you can't teabag. Teabag as much as you want. Just quit wailing about "states' rights" because we all know that that just means "We Want Our Slaves Back".

Russell Wallace said...

Is it just me, or do the righties seem to be getting crazier with every passing day?