"Let's see, my veep has to help fire up my base and pick up Democratic votes. Obama won the Democratic primary because he's young and pretty, and Hillary almost won because, well, she has boobs.
So Democrats will vote for me if I pick a young (hell, everybody is young compared to me), good looking women, but she has to be really conservative to keep the religious nuts happy.
Maybe Palin? No experience, but if she has to take over I sure as hell won't be around to worry about it...
Gotta give her a call ASAP.
Damn cell phone, how do I turn it on?"
Friday, August 29, 2008
The Palin Formula